champagnepadre:

how ppl on false lashes like 👁👌🏽 boop! Like no my kid……. I try putting on one n i am covered in glue…. my arm is broken… my leg? Sore… my eye? watered💦.. my hair? Gon..

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crisisbarn:
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frawgs:

and then god was like let’s not give this bitch a break

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414lilj:

happiersuggestion:

there are people you haven’t met yet who will love you

One of my fav posts.

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cookpot:
“ fatfrogsblog:
“fashionable
”
[id: a photo of a brown, warty toad with a dandelion flower turned over on its head like a hat. the toad is climbing over some mossy rocks loosely holding a twig in its grasp.]
”

hexglyphs:

my body is less of a “temple” and more of a rotting 19th century mansion rumored to be haunted by several wicked and vengeful spirits

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kingoftheunderground:
“ doggosource:
“you know who it is
” ”

goruma:

ive tried opening my mouth and saying words before nd ive gotta say. im not a fan

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icewindandboringhorror:

my brain from 8am - 10pm when I should be awake and active:

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my brain from 12am - 6am exclusively:

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wyd after smokin THESE

jayce:

raichuu:

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myfairylily:
“Odessa, Ukraine | syndrom__stendalya
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pissvortex:

please hurry up and overthrow capitalism so that i don’t have to fill out any more job applications where i have to retype the contents of my resume into an application form after i already attached my resume

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incendavery:

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‪i dunno‬

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