lil-jawn:

Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child

(Source: javeliner, via teenbarakat)

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dylanr5:

tutsthepussy:

smoke weed, fine. graffiti, fucking do it man. party at strip clubs, more power to you.

but dont you fucking dare drive while drunk. you could kill someone else or yourself. do whatever you want unless you’re going to fuck up someone elses life.

AMEN

(Source: kennethamilton, via shelikestheboysintheband)

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microsoftbob:

when boys hold u by yr waist and make you feel tiny
when you kiss boys and you can feel their stubble
freckles on boy
body hair on boy
spooning with boys
when boys get hard while spooning and you can feel it and its really cute
boys in the abstract
boy

(via horrrideyes)

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  • teacher: do u understand what ur supposed to be doing
  • me: yeh
  • friend: what r we supposed to be doin
  • me: lol idk

rapunzael:

seduce me with tickets to disney world 

(Source: flynnriders, via shelikestheboysintheband)

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harrystylessmile1:

baeddelbludd:

LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes

did you mean: niall horan

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(Source: autogynephile, via melancholymikey)

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im so bored at work and my eyeliner looks really good today and i haven’t taken any selfies in so long and my hair is gross bc i was too tired to take a shower last night and my jaw hurts bc i got shots at the fuckin dentist and i just want it to be tomorrow

"your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N"

(Source: alwaysblind, via thottielamottie)

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brokendildo:

@ every tumblr girl come get your man thanks

can the science side of tumblr pls explain to me rn why i have the american dad theme song stuck in my head

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