only a half hour of work left then i get to go nurse my sick bae back 2 health 💕 me: 👼

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throughkaleidscopeeyes:

something to live by

dicklover3000:

hespokeoftoast:

shutupaubrey:

If a white boy is talking to you just say “oh shit dude no way” and they’ll think you’re listening the whole time

Getting real tired of Tumblr bashing white boys like they’re cool. Like I’m a white boy and I don’t do anything cool

oh shit dude no way

(via arokaren)

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funimationentertainment:

i feel like this should be recorded in a history book

misandry-mermaid:

Interesting how we’re always hearing how shameful and irresponsible it is to be a teen mom.

But we never hear the same messages directed at teen dads.

Or even the words “teen dad”.

It’s almost like society demonizes women’s sexuality and sexual choices while absolving men of all sexual responsibility and judgement.

(via hurtkid)

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  • person: wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!
  • me: i cry so much i gotta stay hydrated

crunchier:

hot boys are so fun until you realize they don’t want you

(via jemmyfer)

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becausewhynoteathumans:

im really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time

(via writteninmybones)

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vagiants:

Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?

(via aimlessinwanderlust)

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the weirdest thing happened to me today and u guys are gonna think I’m crazy but I got a sign u know. Last week my bff texted me asking me to come to her birthday party tomorrow and I said yea but then I completely forgot about it until tonight at work I got a check and the address up in the left corner was her old address and so I went to text her saying “lol weird” and looked at our previous texts about her bday party realized hey thats tomorrow I totally forgot. Good thing I randomly got this check with her old address on it which was totally a sign reminding me of her or else I would have never remembered and would have accidentally ditched her

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