im laughing i sent this then read it over then realized i do sound really salty but i honestly really don’t care


survival tips

  • stay hydrated
  • stay cute
  • stay lowkey
  • stay in ur lane

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iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

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w is not a vowel every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)

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Anonymous said: thoughts on boys?


disgusting but irresistible



Unfriendly reminder that in America it’s reasonable to say an unarmed black kid deserved to be shot six times because he might have robbed a convenience store, but a white kid shouldn’t be kicked off the high school football team just because he violently raped a girl.

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true as fuck zodiac
  • aries: lovable but still a lil bitch
  • taurus: p cute but probably sacrifices hamsters to satan in their free time
  • gemini: crayola as fuck
  • cancer: rude as hell and not to be trusted with shit
  • leo: cutest ever
  • virgo: really deep and doesn't take any shit
  • libra: weird as hell omg
  • scorpio: probably satan
  • sagittarius: cute and very sweet
  • capricorn: to be avoided bc they're like taurus but they probs talk about their hamster sacrifices
  • aquarius: charming but hella strange once you know them
  • pisces: even more crayola than gemini


me: stop being racist please

family:  listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….

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men disgust me and i don’t mean that in a silly misandrist tumblr post zinger way I mean that at least 80% of the men I have met say think and do really disgusting shit regularly

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American greasers hang out in the park. The greaser subculture began in the 1950s with the advent of rock and roll and was comprised largely of rebellious, working-class youths obsessed with hot rods and music. The name greaser came from their greased-back hairstyle, which involved combing back hair with wax, tonics or pomade.


i walked outside and yelled yooooooo for like 5 minutes


i miss u a lot but this time it’s the good kind of missing like when u miss someone but u know ur gonna see them really soon but u just can’t wait so u miss them it’s not like ur missing them bc ur never gonna see them again or anything therefore i miss u but im happy about it

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